ABOUT THE BOYS
I sing. Sometimes. Mostly I just make loud noises that occasionally fit with the music. Oh, on stage? Yeah, I sing.
I'm the stylish one of the group. Some people call me "The Professor" others call me "Johnny D." Me? I call myself beautiful.
I'm the bro nouveau of the gang. Wanna grab some pizza at 2 am or play beer pong at noon? I'm your guy! I also play the bari sax, which is like 97 pounds so I'm super shredded. No I am not compensating for anything by playing a huge instrument.
Music is just a part time gig until my stand up careeer gets going.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and curling up with a good book. I play the cowbell for a living so I'm currently unemployed. I love ceiling fans.